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True Friendship... - The Nightmare Continues
December 4th, 2009
03:11 pm

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True Friendship...
"Are ye tired o' those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o' promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth o' a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in

4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o' you every chance I get,
until you're NOT

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!

6.. When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7.. When ye are sick -- Stay the f*ck away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.

8.. When ye fall, I will laugh my f*ckin' heed off at you, you clumsy arse,

........but I'll help you up.

9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

Pinched from a post on BB.

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