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Your result for Lovecraftian God Test...


The Crawling Chaos

"Nyarlathotep... the crawling chaos... I am the last... I will tell the audient void..." So begins a poem by the same name, written by H.P. Lovecraft himself. Nyarlathotep is the most human-like of the Outer Gods, in fact he often walks the earth as a human. He can appear anywhere in the universe at any time, and as anything. While many of the Cthulhu Mythos' gods are very destructive in nature, Nyarlathotep delights instead in corruption-- sowing evil, discord and madness wherever he goes.

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True Friendship...

"Are ye tired o' those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o' promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth o' a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in

4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o' you every chance I get,
until you're NOT

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!

6.. When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7.. When ye are sick -- Stay the f*ck away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.

8.. When ye fall, I will laugh my f*ckin' heed off at you, you clumsy arse,

........but I'll help you up.

9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

Pinched from a post on BB.
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S.A.G.E. Test Results
Your Raw Score is: -740, which indicates that overall you are Masculine

Your appearance is Quite Masculine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.

You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Male.

Normal doubts/curiosities about life as the opposite sex, but you generally accept your physical sex and gender identity.

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Book meme - stolen from midnightschilde

Don't take too long to think about it. 15 books you've read that will always stick with you. They don't have to be the greatest books you've ever read, just the ones that stick with you. First 15 you can recall in no more than 15 minutes.

1. Tarot - Piers Anthony

2. Mort - Terry Pratchett

3. The Hobbit - J R R Tolkein

4. The Bafut Beagles - Gerald Durrell

5. The Owl Who was Afraid of the Dark - Jill Tomlinson

6. Carbonel - Barbara Sleigh

7. Guilty Pleasures - Laurell K Hamilton

8. Waylander - David Gemmell

9. The Lies of Locke Lamora - Scott Lynch

10. Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett

11. Furies of Calderon - Jim Butcher

12. The Shadow Cage - Philippa Pearce

13. Scared Stiff - Ramsey Campbell



I actually can't think of any other individual books off hand. Considering the number of books I've read I find it a bit odd, but then again these lists always take me forever and then I think afterwards of loads so nevermind.
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Recent Emails...

The first one had some sort of dodgy link but the others were exactly as here.

"The Courtship Of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo"

"state hath town"

"a yogi speaks at ojai and on the bleached bones"
"7. in her trembling hands she took the new, born terror howling;
she pierces both his hands and feet,"

"chamber, and took the forms of books & were arranged in libraries. for the age of anxiety"
"prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by incapacity. chamber, and took the forms of books & were arranged in libraries.
so your chimneys i sweep & in soot i sleep. was swallowed up in the earthquake shock"

Sarah's starting to think I must be working for M15 or something like that - codes are the only sensible explanation; if it was SPAM then surely links or something else would be essential .